Show up at work like hi boss sorry I’m late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
fascinated by tumblr’s new trend of placing a Mature label on every single post that acknowledges, however obliquely, the existence of sex and sex byproducts
idk i just think it’s really funny that you can have an url like ‘sonics-anal-gape’ and that’s completely fine but if you say the word 'cum’ the moderators will descend implacably from above and crush you like the fist of god
i also think it’s funny that this:
is an approved advert that appears regularly on my dash and cannot be filtered or blocked, but this:
requires a warning label lest it corrupt the innocent minds of the tumblr userbase
just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell
We all learnin’ today ig…
Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious
btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell
the one thing that made it clear I’m different from allos is that I’m genuinely confused why people think not having sex is hard. or not being head over heels over a person. I genuinely don’t understand how it can be hard not to do those things?? “just not doing the sex thing is not that hard guys” “just don’t go out with him it’s not that hard” and then I’m the odd one out. sure buddy.
I’m like,, 70% sure they’re all faking it at least a little bit. they have to right??
